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Funkadelic

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Ah, I awakened from a wet dream

In which I was restless [unverified]

My imagination could no longer take me there

So I slid into my copping haberdashery

And gave into the original Jones, sex



Now, my sexy Jones was below sea level

The hornies occupied my being

I was at that stage where most men would say

"Hey ho', it's your life or your lay", but I was cooler than that

She said, "No compute"



I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl

I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there

So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan

She screamed and said

"Are you asking to make love to me?"



I said, "Is pig, what's in pork?

Or you gonna play hard

After all the trouble you went through to get chosen"

She said, ah, "No compute"



Finally, she said, ah

"I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking about

But it's really about my birth control pill"

I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack

When in doubt, vamp"



"Or at least ad-lib

And of course you know that spit don't make babies"

She smiled, and said, "No compute"

But I could tell that she was getting interested

[Unverified]



So off we went

There was fun to be had, love to be made

"Strange", I said to myself after I laid

Smoking a last joint before I [unverified] to sleep

"What a man will go for when the hornies, ah, set in"



Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open

Wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick

I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep

As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack"

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